Happy New Year! For the first post of the year, I’m honored to turn the Momo blog over to guest writer and Momo Girl Leslie Haynes.
Momo lovers, I am pissed.
Royally. Proletariatly. I’m
pissed that a man who brags about grabbing pussies will soon be the President
of these United States. That’s why I’m grabbing mine and heading to the other
Washington for the Women’s March to defend the rights of woman and the rights of other
marginalized groups.
What’s a mother-loving
fashion-activist to wear to this event? If nothing else, we PNWers know about
layers. I’m pulling out my favorite Momo pieces. I’ve set aside a black
Cop-copine top with metal snaps up one side. When I tried it on at the FLASH
sale, I felt like a Warrior Princess. So that’s a must. My father, Sterling,
gifted me a Momo certificate for Christmas, and I vowed to spend it on
something extravagant. With the help of my buddy, Chris Higashi, and two Momo
men, I decided on the Vintage Kimono wrap pants handmade in Kyoto. Sterling
loves an extravagant gesture and a good story. Two birds, one pair of pants. I
already adore the swish of the legs and know, from experience, that a pair of
Tabbisocks underneath will help me keep warm in a storm and protect my lady
parts.
I just signed up for The Peace
Ball: Voices of Hope and Resistance to be held at my favorite eatery, Busboys
and Poets. For that, the Azul pinstriped onesie is the ticket. It’s not really
a onesie. It is an elegant jump suit. Think coveralls for the martini set. In
it, I feel free and strong. The last time I visited this item at Momo, I hummed
the first verse of Helen Reddy’s “I am woman, hear me roar in numbers too big to
ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend. Cuz I’ve heard it all
before, and I’ve been down there on the floor. No one’s ever going to keep me
down again.” Ahem. Where was I? Ah, yes. Outfits. I’ll pair that with a
dramatic Metalicus sweater that I bought years ago, when Momo was just a baby.
It’s seen better days, but, hey, haven’t we all?! I’m going to pack the palazzo
pants from Dress to Kill that I splurged on right before a big interview,
with thanks to Lala for the advice and support. They hide a multitude of sins.
I didn’t get the job, but — once again — the pants are the prize. Recycled
cashmere fingerless gloves? Check. Girlband? Double check. Both matte and
fuzzy versions. I’m still not quite sure how to wear them, but I know they keep
my ears warm. All in stock now at Momo.
My palate is Seattle black and
grays. But this time I’m adding a bit of hot pink, the better to go with my
Pussy Hat. Do you know about the Pussy Hat Project? LA-based DIYers have
mobilized knitters and enlisted yarn stores across the nation to make enough
hats for all marchers. But Seattle is SOLD OUT. So I had to find a friend who
knits. I put the call out. First up, Lala. She worked her network and directed
me to Alicia at Churchmouse Yarns on Bainbridge Island. (Pussy Hat from a Churchmouse.
Tee hee.) Alicia committed to making 12 hats. Numbers 1 to 11 were claimed. I
was Lucky #12. She emailed me with mouse-like speed. “And before you ask ... I’m not
charging for any of my hats. My payment will be to see people (including my
dad!) wearing pink hats and marching in solidarity. That will make me happy and
proud, and that's payment enough...”
Didn’t she want some Apple Butter, my specialty? A home-cooked meal? Nope. She
wants me to pay it forward. And I shall. Then Roz, a friend and forever
educator in Portland, bit on a Facebook ask. “I can knit a scarf,” she said.
“And the Pussy Hat pattern is basically a modified mini scarf.” She sent me a
photo of her work in progress: from her hand to my head (and heart).
Momo lovers, I am no longer
pissed. Instead, I am basking in all this woman love. Go get yours. And then
march!